The Joke Faster Than a Tiger
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Faster Than a Tiger
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What's The Joke Faster Than a Tiger?
Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulled out a pair of Nikes. His friend looked at him.
"Do you really think those shoes are going to make you run faster than that tiger?" "I don't have to run faster than that tiger. I just have to run faster than you." |
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