The Joke How to Catch an Elephant
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How to Catch an Elephant
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What's The Joke How to Catch an Elephant?
As the title suggests, this is how to successfully catch an elephant:
First, you need to dig a hole in the ground that is capable of holding an elephant. Fill the hole with ashes. Line the hole with peas. And when your elephant comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. |
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