Hunters Must Keep Quiet Joke :)

The Joke Hunters Must Keep Quiet

Read the funny Hunters Must Keep Quiet joke in Animal Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Hunters Must Keep Quiet joke at BasicJokes.com!

Hunters Must Keep Quiet

Hunters Must Keep Quiet Joke
What's The Joke Hunters Must Keep Quiet? Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet. An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe. "Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

Hunters Must Keep Quiet Joke

What's The Joke Hunters Must Keep Quiet?

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Sports and Virility ‐ One sportsman goes up to a non-athletic …
Two Guys on a Golf Course ‐ Two guys are hitting the links …
Mel Gibson's Working Title ‐ Q: What was the working title for …
Yo' Mama Is Like... Gas Station ‐ Yo' Mama is like a gas station: …
Robot Booty Call... Drop ‐ Pardon me, I think I may have dropped …
Men and Diapers ‐ Q: Why are men …
Island Innovation ‐ A hurricane capsizes a cruise ship …
Railroad Redneck ‐ Three railroad workers, a Chinese …
Old Virgin ‐ There was a nintey-year-old lady …
That's Not Your Rug ‐ One day in the city a bus driver …
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls ‐ There was a baby born in the hospital …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Levi's ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, instead of …
Corporate Booty Call... Corner Office ‐ Let's discuss my raise in your …
Yeti Booty Call... Sherpas ‐ Want to see why the Sherpas call …
Cartoon Animal Infidelity ‐ Q: What happened when Snoopy found …
People Really Said These Things In Court ‐ Q: What is your date of birth? …
Bill Clinton and Elian Gonzalez ‐ Q: Why did Bill Clinton have such …
Bubba ‐ One weekend, the husband is in …
Exterminator Booty Call... Perfume ‐ I couldn't help but notice your …
Rubber Toe ‐ Q: What do you call a Mexican with …