The Joke This Joke Hurts
Read the funny This Joke Hurts joke in Insults to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the This Joke Hurts joke at BasicJokes.com!
This Joke Hurts
| This Joke Hurts Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke This Joke Hurts?
A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Polka Dots ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears …
- Peter Johansson: Customs Security Search ‐ When customs finds something in …
- Calcium is Funny ‐ How much calcium is in a woman's …
- Michigan State Fans ‐ Q: What do you get when you have …
- A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the... ‐ A kangaroo walks into a bar. He …
- Baby In A Blender... ‐ Why do you put a baby in a blender …
- Old Virgin ‐ There was a nintey-year-old lady …
- Jock Booty Call... Bat ‐ Hey babe, I got a Louisville slugger... …
- Dictaphone ‐ A secretary goes into her boss' …
- Clinton's Sex Poll ‐ When asked if they would have sex …
- Walks Into a Bar... The Ballerina ‐ A good looking woman walks into …
- Golden Toilet ‐ One night, a wife is up late waiting …
- Wedding Night Pranks ‐ The wedding date was set and the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Yo' Daddy ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Drive ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when I tried …
- Yo' Mama Is So Flat... Pirate's Dream ‐ Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't …
- Incest Farm ‐ What do you call an incestuous …
- Eating Right ‐ A man visits his doctor with celery …
- Andre Kelley: Adult Table ‐ This was a really, really big year …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Kid Names ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she names …