The Joke Kansas Wizard
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Kansas Wizard
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What's The Joke Kansas Wizard?
A toad with a yellow penis wants to fit in with the other toads in the neighborhood, so he decides to see the local wizard.
"You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas, because I can't help you," says the wizard. The next day, an elephant comes in with a pink penis and asks the the wizard to make it gray. Once again, the wizard says, "You'll have to go to the wizard in Kansas." "How do I get there?" "Oh, it's easy -- just follow the yellow-d**ked toad." |
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