The Joke Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident
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Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident
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A cop comes around a curve in the road and sees a bad accident. A man and a woman are both dead in the wreckage.
He looks up on the hill and sees a monkey waving his arms at him as if to say something. The cop says, "Hey, monkey, do you know what happened?" The monkey mimes drinking a bottle. "They were drinking? What else?" The monkey mimes smoking a joint. "They were smoking dope? What else?" The monkey mimes sexual relations. "They were screwing? This doesn't make any sense. How did you see all of this?" Monkey mimes driving. |
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