The Joke Pig!
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Pig!
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What's The Joke Pig!?
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. |
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