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Politics Joke 3
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What's The Joke Politics Joke 3?
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The president looks at the vice president, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The vice president shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Not to be outdone, the secretary of defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people unbelievably happy." |
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