The Joke Blonde and Pizza
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Blonde and Pizza
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What's The Joke Blonde and Pizza?
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asks if he should cut it in six or 12 pieces.
She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces." |
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