The Joke Blonde lumberjack
Read the funny Blonde lumberjack joke in Blonde Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Blonde lumberjack joke at BasicJokes.com!
Blonde lumberjack
| Blonde lumberjack Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Blonde lumberjack?
This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job.
"Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at least 100 trees a day," the foreman told her. The blonde woman didn't see this as a problem, so she went out with the Chainsaw and did her best. She came back sweating like a pig. ''Christ, how many trees did you cut down?'' asked the foreman. ''6'' she replied. ''What!? You have to do beter than that. Get up earlier tommorow.'' The foreman said. So she did. Out she went with the chainsaw, she came back that night exhausted. 'How many this time?'' asked the foreman. ''12'' she said. The foreman says, ''That does it. I'm coming out there with you tommorow morning.'' The next morning, the foreman reaches the first tree and says, ''This is how to cut down trees really quickly.'' He pulls the rope on the chainsaw and it gives off a loud BRRRRRRUM. He notices the blonde is looking at him frantically. So he asks her what's wrong. She replies, ''What the hell is that?''' |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Dead Frog ‐ A young boy walks into a whore …
- Chips and Dip ‐ Q: How do you get a zombie baby …
- Marv Albert & Bryant Gumbel ‐ Know why Bryant Gumbel left NBC? …
- The Heart Of The Matter ‐ A man who was having heart trouble …
- Lazy Lesbians ‐ Q: Why are …
- Australian Kiss ‐ What's an …
- Florida Orange Growers ‐ Q: Why did Florida orange growers …
- Panda Booty Call... Cute ‐ Come on, I don't have to tell you …
- Blonde in a Bathroom ‐ Q: Why did the blonde have trouble …
- Bear on a Rampage ‐ Two campers were hiking in the …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Deodorant ‐ Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure …
- The Blonde and the Deodorant ‐ The blonde walks into a drugstore …
- The Midget ‐ Did you hear about the midget that …
- Bullwinkle ‐ Q: What are the two main political …
- Pregnant Dairy Queen ‐ Q: How did Dairy Queen get …
- One Good Deed ‐ A guy just died and he's at the …
- Why God Created Man ‐ One day in the Garden of Eden, …
- Woman -vs- Computer Geek Joke ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Hand-Eye Coordination ‐ Q: What two men's hobbies require …
- Little Johnny... Geometry ‐ Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me …