The Joke Blonde on Fire
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Blonde on Fire
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What's The Joke Blonde on Fire?
A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?" The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!" |
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