The Joke Blonde Rides Shotgun
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Blonde Rides Shotgun
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What's The Joke Blonde Rides Shotgun?
Two girls speed down the highway at 90 mph.
"Hey," asks the brunette at the wheel, "do you see any cops following us?" The blonde turns around. "As a matter of fact, I do." "Damn!" curses the brunette. "Are his flashers on? The blonde turns around again. "Yup. Nope. Yup. Nope. Yup... ." |
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