The Joke Blonde with Chickens
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Blonde with Chickens
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What's The Joke Blonde with Chickens?
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?'' The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!'' The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?'' The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!" |
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