The Joke Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
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Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
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What's The Joke Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people?
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can't live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it.
"Please, honey, don't do it, i'll do anything you want, but please, don't kill yourself!" he pleads. "Shut up! your next!" the blonde says. |
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