All's Fair in Love and War Joke :)

The Joke All's Fair in Love and War

Read the funny All's Fair in Love and War joke in News & Politics to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the All's Fair in Love and War joke at BasicJokes.com!

All's Fair in Love and War

All's Fair in Love and War Joke
What's The Joke All's Fair in Love and War? This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?'' The old guy says, ''During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors.'' The priest replies, ''Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure.'' The old guy says, ''Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?'''

All's Fair in Love and War Joke

What's The Joke All's Fair in Love and War?

This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?''
The old guy says, ''During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors.''
The priest replies, ''Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure.''
The old guy says, ''Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?'''

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Chucky at the Movies ‐ An old farmer went to town to see …
Mechanical vs. Chemical ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
Jack Off ‐ An executive was stessed out. He …
Bar... Alligator ‐ A guy walks into a bar with an …
Classic Booty Call... Angels ‐ I didn't know angels could fly …
Farting gay men ‐ Two gay men are walking down the …
Gotcha! ‐ Three nuns were taking a walk one …
Sexual Sofa ‐ An elderly woman entered a large …
Homer's Favorite Ice Cream ‐ What is Homer Simpson's favorite …
Gloves for His Love, circa 1910 ‐ A young man goes to the department …
This joke is toast ‐ Q: What does a slice of toast wear …
Yo' Mama's Teeth... Yellow Light ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, …
So Blonde... Airport Left ‐ She is so blonde, when she went …
Oppressive Potato ‐ Q: What do you get when you cross …
Geek Booty Call... Guild ‐ Would you like to join my MMORPG …
A Hooker and a Bungee Jump ‐ What do a bungee jump and a Hooker …
Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
Helen Keller Driving ‐ Q: Why can't Helen …
John Bobbitt's Doorbell ‐ Q: Did you hear about the John …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Diaphragm ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her …