The Joke Is That You Coffin?
Read the funny Is That You Coffin? joke in Blonde Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Is That You Coffin? joke at BasicJokes.com!
Is That You Coffin?
| Is That You Coffin? Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Is That You Coffin??
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!" "Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!" The customer left. |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Golden Toilet ‐ One night, a wife is up late waiting …
- Japanese Pizza ‐ An American businessman goes to …
- Corporate Booty Call... Needle ‐ I need you to move …
- Hot Doggin' ‐ Q: What do you call a dog with …
- Lice-nse to Ill ‐ What do you call lice on a bald …
- Classic Booty Call... Drunk ‐ I'm not drunk... you intoxicate …
- Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Cucumber ‐ Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Tidal Wave ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Harass ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought …
- Proverbs ‐ ''Passionate kiss, like spider's …
- Cinderella Has A Camera? ‐ What did Cinderella say when she …
- Quickie ‐ Q: What do you call a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Mirror ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to …
- Doctor Demented ‐ A British doctor, a German doctor …
- New Way for the Nuns ‐ Two nuns rides their bikes down …
- Washington Booty Call... Minutemen ‐ I cannot tell a lie. All those …
- The Mafia and Women ‐ Q: What do working for the Mafia …
- A man with a pegleg, hook hand and... ‐ A man with a pegleg, hook hand …
- Almost Famous ‐ "You remind me of a famous movie …
- Live On The Radio ‐ An FM station has a competition …