The Joke Ketchup and Liquor
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Ketchup and Liquor
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What's The Joke Ketchup and Liquor?
(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)
1. What did you have for breakfast? 2. What did you have for lunch? 3. What did you have for dinner? 4. What do you do when a hot blonde walks by? |
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