Country Jokes

Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.


Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.


Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.


Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.


Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.


Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.


Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.


Diskette - Female Disco dancer.


Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.


Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.


Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.


Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.


Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.


Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.


Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.


Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.


Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.


Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.


ROM - Where the pope lives.


Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.


Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.


Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.


SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.