The Joke Backwoods High Tech

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Backwoods High Tech

Backwoods High Tech Joke |
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What's The Joke Backwoods High Tech?
Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick. Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro. Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Terminal - Time to call the undertaker. Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital - The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette - Female Disco dancer. Fax - What you lie about to the IRS. Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food. Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers. Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high. Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line. ROM - Where the pope lives. Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch. Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year. SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear. |
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