The Joke Early Morning Rings
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Early Morning Rings
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What's The Joke Early Morning Rings?
One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next morning he had two rings around his penis. Immediately, he went to the doctor.
"I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "The good news is the red ring is lipstick and the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal." |
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