The Joke Bar: Talking Dog
Read the funny Bar: Talking Dog joke in Partying & Bad Behavior to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Bar: Talking Dog joke at BasicJokes.com!
Bar: Talking Dog
| Bar: Talking Dog Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Bar: Talking Dog?
A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?"
The guy says yes. Then the bartendersays, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out. Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from ther bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!" The dog says, "Well I've never had money before." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Panty Lines ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, her panty lines …
- Shot To The Heart ‐ Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old …
- Blondes and Bricks ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Signs You're No Longer in College... ‐ -- You no longer know what time …
- Blonde's Helicopter Lesson ‐ A blonde was taking helicopter …
- In the Navy ‐ Q: In the Navy, how do they separate …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Great Outdoors ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck …
- Cat Hating Husband ‐ A man hated his wife's cat and …
- Cowboy Talks to the Animals ‐ A cowboy passes by a ranch and …
- Walking Man, Into Bar He Goes ‐ A guy walks into a bar and says, …
- Beaver ‐ Johnny was playing outside when …
- Dragons ‐ A father has three daughters that …
- Fishsticks are for Lovahs ‐ A kid walks by his parents having …
- Mud Hole Moral ‐ A horse and a chicken are playing …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Homework ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she does …
- Booger Wooger ‐ What's the difference between boogers …
- College Grads ‐ A graduate with a science degree …
- Cross the Road... Monkey ‐ Q: Why did the monkey cross the …
- Women in Heaven ‐ Q: Why do only 40% of men go to …
- Rules of the Southern Lifestyle ‐ All good Southerners already know …