The Joke Survivor for Alabamans

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Survivor for Alabamans

Survivor for Alabamans Joke |
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What's The Joke Survivor for Alabamans?
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit "Survivor", Alabamans have made their own version.
Contestants are given pink car to drive from Dothan, to Birmingham, on to Decatur, and back to Dothan. On each car is a bumper sticker that says, "I'm gay, I'm a yankee, and I'm here to steal your guns!" First one back wins. |
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