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A woman goes to an accountant to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions. What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant says, "No, no, no. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman replies, "OK, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 c**ks last year."

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