Admiring Midget at a Urinal Joke :)

The Joke Admiring Midget at a Urinal

Read the funny Admiring Midget at a Urinal joke in Dark Humor to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Admiring Midget at a Urinal joke at BasicJokes.com!

Admiring Midget at a Urinal

Admiring Midget at a Urinal Joke
What's The Joke Admiring Midget at a Urinal? A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget. "Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee. Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look." Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"

Admiring Midget at a Urinal Joke

What's The Joke Admiring Midget at a Urinal?

A man standing at a urinal notices that he's being watched by a midget.

"Wow," comments the midget. "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and continues to pee.

Suddenly, the midget pulls up a step ladder right next to the urinal and says, "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request, but as they're so admirable, I wonder if I could take a closer look."

Again the man is rather startled, but sees no real harm in it. Just then, the midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "OK, hand me your wallet, or I'll jump off the ladder!"

More Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type
Animal Jokes Blonde Jokes Country Jokes Cross the Road Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Dirty Jokes Doctor Jokes Fat Jokes Food Jokes God Jokes Insults Jokes Jokes about Kids Lawyer Jokes Little Johnny Lookin' Good Jokes Marriage Jokes Men/Women Jokes Money Jokes Nationality Jokes News & Politics Jokes Partying & Bad Behavior Jokes Pick-Up Lines Police Business & Military Jokes Pop Culture & Celebrity Jokes School Jokes Something Funny Jokes Sports Jokes Technology Jokes That Is Gross Travel & Car Jokes Walks Into A Bar Jokes Work Jokes Yo' Mama Jokes

Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day

Monkey Booty Call... Fur ‐ I love a female who's not afraid …
Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Legs ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walks …
So many to choose from ‐ Q: How does Michael Jackson pick …
Leper Poker Game ‐ Q: Did you hear about the leper …
Christian Drugs ‐ Jesus was worried about the drug …
BB Boys ‐ A mother is making a cake for her …
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker ‐ What's the difference between a …
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Haunted House ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she walked …
Mail-In Blonde ‐ Blonde: "I'm on the road a lot, …
Garbagehead ‐ What is the difference between …
Chin nuts ‐ Q: What do you call nuts …
Quizzical ‐ A man and his son are in a car …
Three Girls in the Desert ‐ A blonde, brunette and redhead …
Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... TV ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only thing …
Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Roaches ‐ Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check …
Dead Frog ‐ A young boy walks into a whore …
Blonde Bent Over ‐ Q: What do you get when a 6-foot …
Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Pay Per View ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped …
Accidental Bonding ‐ A woman and man get into a car …
The Amputated P.O.W. ‐ An English prisoner of war was …