The Joke Bear and Rabbit
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Bear and Rabbit
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What's The Joke Bear and Rabbit?
There was a bear taking a dump in the forest when a rabbit walked by. The bear said, "Hey, rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"
"No," said the rabbit. "That's great!" The bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt with him. |
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