The Joke Dead Again
Read the funny Dead Again joke in Dark Humor to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Dead Again joke at BasicJokes.com!
Dead Again
| Dead Again Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Dead Again?
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- What did the Hispanic fireman... ‐ Q: What did the Hispanic fireman …
- Impossible Deposit ‐ A man goes to a sperm bank and …
- The Fishing Spot ‐ One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. …
- An Arkansas Delivery ‐ In the backwoods of Arkansas, Mr. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Scratch ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she doesn't …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Light Bulb ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried …
- Air Head on a Beer ‐ Why did the blonde take a ladder …
- Good Samaritan ‐ Bob walks into a public bathroom …
- Wanted: Dead Or Alive ‐ An office exec was interviewing …
- Garage Of Love ‐ How can you tell if a elephant …
- Yo' Mama Is So Old... Last Supper ‐ Yo' Mama is so old, she was a waitress …
- Alien Booty Call... Expel ‐ I must expel some sprakzerl fluid. …
- If Men Ruled the World... Work ‐ - Each year, your raise would be …
- Redneck Top Ten ‐ 1) You've ever had to lug a paint …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Ice Cream Truck ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she DJs for …
- My Dad's Better ‐ Two boys argue over whose parents …
- In the Name of the Father ‐ A twenty-five-year-old man walks …
- Amish Woman Driver ‐ An Amish lady trots down the road …
- Blonde Tries Horseback Riding ‐ A blonde decides to try horseback …
- Dog Abilities ‐ Q: Why do dogs lick …