The Joke Stop or Slow Down
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Stop or Slow Down
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What's The Joke Stop or Slow Down?
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?" The man says, "I slowed down." The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?" |
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