The Joke Stanley Cup Suicide
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Stanley Cup Suicide
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What's The Joke Stanley Cup Suicide?
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus.
It went through his legs. |
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