The Joke Banana Love Cake
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Banana Love Cake
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What's The Joke Banana Love Cake?
Banana Love Cake
Ingredients: 2 whole nuts 1 large banana 2 Jugs milk 2 strong arms 2 well shaped legs 1 fur lined mixing bowl 4 loving eyes. Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top with nuts. Stir until cake is well creamed. Sigh with relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. Satisfies 1. Note: If cake starts to rise, get out of town FAST! |
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