The Joke Barbie's Christmas Beau
Read the funny Barbie's Christmas Beau joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Barbie's Christmas Beau joke at BasicJokes.com!
Barbie's Christmas Beau
Barbie's Christmas Beau Joke |
---|
What's The Joke Barbie's Christmas Beau?
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Nunsense ‐ A nun comes to her Mother Superior …
- Peacock ‐ Q: What do you call a …
- Christmas Bonus ‐ Boss: Who said that just because …
- In the Family Closet ‐ Just as mom walks though the door, …
- Deaf Blonde ‐ Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit …
- You Did What With A What? ‐ A woman went to the doctor's and …
- A Lonely Jew in Catholic School ‐ A Jewish student was doing well …
- Medieval Booty Call... Hut ‐ Your poorly thatched …
- Jock Booty Call... Unnecessary ‐ Hey babe, I hear you're into unnecessary …
- Limey Penguin ‐ A penguin walks into a bar and …
- Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Two Black Eyes for a Favor ‐ A man walks into work with two …
- Careerist ‐ "What do you want to be when you …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Blood Test ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she studied …
- Deaf Blonde ‐ Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Tupac ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks …
- Gravity-Defying Tequila ‐ A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Science Fiction ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's donating …
- Little Johnny... Snakes and Bushes ‐ Little Johnny walks in on his mother …
- The Amputated P.O.W. ‐ An English prisoner of war was …