The Joke Checkmate
Read the funny Checkmate joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Checkmate joke at BasicJokes.com!
Checkmate
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What's The Joke Checkmate?
A young man gets sent to jail, and gets put into a jail cell with a convict the size of the Incredible Hulk. After lights out, he hears a whisper from the top bunk.
"Let's play Mommy and Daddy. Who do you wanna be?" Thinking quick, the man says "daddy." "Then come up here and suck Mommy's dick." |
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