The Joke Doctor's Magic Finger
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Doctor's Magic Finger
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What's The Joke Doctor's Magic Finger?
A man goes to a doctor for his annual prostate exam. A week later he comes back to the same doctor and asks him to do the exam again.
The doctor says, "Okay, it never hurts to be careful. I might have missed something." So the doctor does the exam all over again. The next week the same man goes to the same doctor and asks the doc for another exam. The doc says, "Again? This really is not necessary - but, it's your money." He performs the exam again, and this time something pricks his finger. The doctor pulls out a dozen long-stem roses. The doc says to the man, "Here's the problem, you have a dozen long-stem roses in your rectum." The man then excitedly replies, "Read the card! Read the card." |
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