The Joke Dogs and Cats
Read the funny Dogs and Cats joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Dogs and Cats joke at BasicJokes.com!
Dogs and Cats
| Dogs and Cats Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Dogs and Cats?
A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.
"What's a bitch and a pussy?" "Well," Mom says, "a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat." The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right since the other kids were calling each other that. So he goes to Dad. "What's a bitch and a pussy?" Dad pulls out his Playboy and opens it to the centerfold. He draws a circle around the woman's pussy. "Now that's a pussy, son! And everything else is the bitch!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Yo Mama's so Stank...Breath ‐ Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Nose Hair ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she trims her …
- Dental Floss ‐ Q: What's organic dental floss? …
- Backstreet Boys ‐ Q: What is the only instrument …
- Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex ‐ -- You are guaranteed to get at …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Accident Report ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, cops stop …
- Passing Football ‐ A jumbo-sized freshman went to …
- English Patient ‐ An English guy was very ill and …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Hockey Player ‐ Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, …
- The Golfer's Confession ‐ A man goes to the confessional. …
- War Boarder ‐ A man in Amsterdam feels the need …
- Comeback ‐ I'd have a comeback for that, but …
- Pirate Booty Call... Pox ‐ I'm no longer poxy. Care for a …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Red Dress ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she wore a …
- Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole ‐ You are stuck in a foxhole with …
- Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Wet Floor ‐ Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw …
- Law School Graduation Gift ‐ Q: What do you buy a friend graduating …
- Toothpaste Inventor ‐ Q: How do you know that someone …
- Bush and Clinton and Bush ‐ A reporter remarked to George W. …
- Whats Love Got To Do With It? ‐ What did Ike say to Tina when she …