The Joke Family Honor
Read the funny Family Honor joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Family Honor joke at BasicJokes.com!
Family Honor
| Family Honor Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Family Honor?
A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
"The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family." The girl said she understood and went on her date. The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, "Well, did you disgrace the family." "No," said the girl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did them to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Golf In Heaven ‐ God, Jesus and John the Baptist …
- Farting into the Great Beyond ‐ Your fart's so loud, astronauts …
- Michigan State Fans ‐ Q: What do you get when you have …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... 7-Eleven ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she went into …
- Golfing With the Mob ‐ Two strangers meet on a golf course …
- Irish Cream ‐ 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, …
- Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dog ‐ Yo' Mama is so ugly, her dog closes …
- Confucious Say...Peanutbutter ‐ Confucious say: ''Man with dick …
- Geek Booty Call... Tech Support ‐ Can I tinker with …
- Porcupine vs. Bus ‐ Q: What's the difference between …
- Cruel Joke ‐ What did the blind, deaf, mute …
- Little Johnny... Mortgage ‐ Little Johnny asks his father for …
- Well Endowed and On the Prowl ‐ A guy went to a whore house and …
- Identifying Bubba ‐ Bubba dies in a fire and his body …
- Dickens and the Martini ‐ Charles Dickens walks into a bar …
- Snow Parking ‐ Harry and Martha drank their coffee …
- Texas Talkin' ‐ Here's what the heck they mean …
- Rubber Toe ‐ Q: What do you call a Mexican with …
- Blondes 'n' Birth Control ‐ Why don't blondes take birth control …
- Monica vs. the Rest of America ‐ Q: What's the difference between …