The Joke King Arthur's Dilemma

Basic Jokes

Read the funny King Arthur's Dilemma joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the King Arthur's Dilemma joke at!

King Arthur's Dilemma

King Arthur's Dilemma Hilarious Joke
King Arthur's Dilemma Joke

What's The Joke King Arthur's Dilemma?

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade. Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Gwenivere. The belt contained a miniture guillotine.
Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all strip from the waist down. One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight.
That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''Now I knew I could count on you to be trusted. Name anything at all and it is yours.''
Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''

More Jokes

Laughing At Funny Joke
Funny Jokes By Type

Funny Jokes Of The Day