The Joke Morning Messages

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Morning Messages

Morning Messages Joke |
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What's The Joke Morning Messages?
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner, but his wife was already preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he grabbed his cell phone and texted his wife: "The tent pole is up, the canvas is spread. The hell with breakfast, come back to bed." The wife answered the text: "Take the tent pole down, put the canvas away. The monkey's exhausted. No circus today." So he sent another text: "The tent pole's still up and the canvas still spread, so drop what you're doing and come give me some head." To which she texted back: "I know that your pole's the best in the land, but I'm busy right now, so do it by hand." |
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