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Oldest Couple Ever
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What's The Joke Oldest Couple Ever?
An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer. "You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her. "You used to nibble on my ear." "Let me get my teeth." |
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