Dirty Jokes

The Penis requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons:


--has to work hard;

--has to work at great depths


--has to work upside down


--has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work


--has to work in a high humidity environment


--has to work at high temperatures


--does not get weekends and holidays off


--does not get time off after extra hours of work


--has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness.

    Request denied for the
following reasons:


 - does not work 8 hours in a row

 - does not answer immediately to all requests

 - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work

 - shows no fidelity to the workplace

 - retires too early

 - does not work at all unless pushed from behind

 - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work

 - sometimes leaves work too early.