The Joke Penis's Demands

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Penis's Demands

Penis's Demands Joke |
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What's The Joke Penis's Demands?
The Penis requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons: --has to work hard; --has to work at great depths --has to work upside down --has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work --has to work in a high humidity environment --has to work at high temperatures --does not get weekends and holidays off --does not get time off after extra hours of work --has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness. Request denied for the following reasons: - does not work 8 hours in a row - does not answer immediately to all requests - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work - shows no fidelity to the workplace - retires too early - does not work at all unless pushed from behind - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work - sometimes leaves work too early. |
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