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Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail
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What's The Joke Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail?
1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, wanna screw? 3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word? 4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist? 5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget? |
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