The Joke The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
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The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
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What's The Joke The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat?
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence.
So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?" |
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