The Joke The Best Kind of Housekeeping
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The Best Kind of Housekeeping
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What's The Joke The Best Kind of Housekeeping?
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts f*cking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head.
His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.'' |
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