The Joke The Golden Fiddle
Read the funny The Golden Fiddle joke in Dirty Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Golden Fiddle joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Golden Fiddle
The Golden Fiddle Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Golden Fiddle?
A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a farmer's field. The farmer took the pilot back to the farmhouse, where the pilot noticed the farmer had a golden fiddle hanging above the fireplace. The two men were standing there talking when the farmer's wife came down the steps. The pilot couldn't believe how beautiful she was.
"How can you trust her to be here by herself all day, while you go out and work the fields?" "I trust my wife," the farmer said. "She's never been unfaithful." "I'll make you a little bet. If I take your wife upstairs, she'll be unfaithful. If not, you can have my plane. But, if she is, I get your fiddle." "It's a deal." So, the pilot and the farmer's wife go upstairs. About a half hour passes, and the farmer picks up the fiddle and starts playing it. "Be true to me, Be true to me, Be true for just one hour. Be true to me, Be true to me, And his airplane will be ours." Another fifteen minutes pass, and suddenly he sees his wife coming down the stairs. He asks her if she stayed true to him. She walked over, picked up the fiddle, started playing it. "He kissed me on the lips, He kissed me on the tits, He kissed me in the middle. He kissed a spot that you forgot, and you lost your f*cking fiddle." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Lightbulbs... Male Chauvinists ‐ How many male chauvinists does …
- The Blonde & The Coke Machine ‐ It was a really hot day and this …
- Zombie Booty Call... Tear ‐ If you were a tear in my eye, I …
- An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss ‐ George W. Bush is visiting a primary …
- Redneck Booty Call... Dog ‐ Mind if my hunting …
- The Unfortunate Penis ‐ -- You've got a hole in …
- Booty Call... Becoming Shirt ‐ Gee, that shirt is very becoming …
- Stolen Viagra ‐ A shipment of Viagra was hijacked …
- Contractor Booty Call... Nailing ‐ I'd like to start with some back …
- Geek Booty Call... Beam ‐ Beam me …
- Foot-Long Carrot ‐ Two women are digging in the garden. …
- Monkey Love ‐ A very horny guy is stranded on …
- What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette... ‐ What's blonde, brunette, blonde, …
- Walking on Water ‐ A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher …
- Elementary, My Dear Jerkface ‐ Sherlock Holmes and Watson were …
- What's the Difference? ‐ A very old, but respected man walked …
- Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid... ‐ What do a rattlesnake and a soft …
- BB Boys ‐ A mother is making a cake for her …
- A Hole in the Head ‐ Why does a man's penis have a hole …
- Cross the Road... Fat Turkey ‐ Q: Why did the fat turkey cross …