The Joke Good News and Bad News
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Good News and Bad News
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What's The Joke Good News and Bad News?
A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news.
The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're going to have to remove your legs." Then the guy asks for the good news. The nurse says, "The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers." |
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