The Joke Things Men Don't Say
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Things Men Don't Say
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What's The Joke Things Men Don't Say?
-- Let's watch Lifetime.
-- Sex is overrated. -- I don't want to go too far on the first date. -- Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. -- Don't we owe your mother a visit? -- I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. -- Dessert goes right to my hips. -- I hate when I miss Oprah. -- Does this suit make me look fat? -- I'll never get tired of listening to Dido. |
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