The Joke Why Coffee Is Better Than Women

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Why Coffee Is Better Than Women

Why Coffee Is Better Than Women Joke |
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What's The Joke Why Coffee Is Better Than Women?
-- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
-- You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. -- You won't get arrested for picking up coffee on the street at 3 a.m. -- You can make coffee as sweet as you want. -- You can get cup after cup of different coffees all day long. -- No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee. -- Coffee doesn't talk to you. -- Most coffee is hot, unless you request it otherwise. -- Coffee stains are easier to remove. -- Coffee is ready in 10 minutes or less. -- When coffee gets cold, you can throw it away. -- When you drink coffee, you don't end up with a pube in the back of your throat. -- Coffee doesn't take up half your bed and all the hot water. |
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