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Comedy Central's Alleged Humor

Comedy Central's Alleged Humor Joke
What's The Joke Comedy Central's Alleged Humor? Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel... * Spit-polishes his halo * Buys a maxi-pad with wings * Drops out of a so-called "Choir of Angels" because that's really just a place for a bunch of diva show-offs to shine sunbeams up God's butt * Orders a plate of "Hades Hot" Buffalo wings * Drinks a little too much of Junior's blood and falls off a cloud * Listens to Paul McCartney sing with his band "Wings" * Takes a heavenly crap * Decides to reveal the Lord's majesty to the masses by appearing on some aluminum siding in east Texas * Obeys his Pavlovian conditioning, and barks like a dog * Sits down for dinner * Prank calls the miserable whiners in Hell * Gets his union card * Takes the fruitcake out of the oven * Gets his wings ripped from his back, so they can be given to a more angelic and deserving angel * Tells a mortal, "Oh c'mon, jump already! I don't got all day!"

Comedy Central's Alleged Humor Joke

What's The Joke Comedy Central's Alleged Humor?

Every Time A Bell Rings, An Angel...

* Spit-polishes his halo

* Buys a maxi-pad with wings

* Drops out of a so-called "Choir of Angels" because that's really just a place for a bunch of diva show-offs to shine sunbeams up God's butt

* Orders a plate of "Hades Hot" Buffalo wings

* Drinks a little too much of Junior's blood and falls off a cloud

* Listens to Paul McCartney sing with his band "Wings"

* Takes a heavenly crap

* Decides to reveal the Lord's majesty to the masses by appearing on some aluminum siding in east Texas

* Obeys his Pavlovian conditioning, and barks like a dog

* Sits down for dinner

* Prank calls the miserable whiners in Hell

* Gets his union card

* Takes the fruitcake out of the oven

* Gets his wings ripped from his back, so they can be given to a more angelic and deserving angel

* Tells a mortal, "Oh c'mon, jump already! I don't got all day!"

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