The Joke E-vil
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E-vil
E-vil Joke |
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What's The Joke E-vil?
A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch.
She walks up to it and sees, "Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue." She doesn't have either, but underneath the fields is a small line reading: "Forgot your ID or Password? Click Here." So she does. Up pops a screen that reads, "Please enter at least two of the following, and your pasword and ID will be e-mailed to you." The fields included "Name," "Date of birth," "Date of death," and "Favorite Food." The woman enters her name and date of birth, and clicks "Submit." Up pops another screen that reads, "We are sorry, we did not find a match in our database. Would you like to register?" So the woman clicks the button marked "Yes." A long and detailed form appears on the screen, and the woman spends some time filling it out. Then she clicks the "Submit" button. Now she is faced with a screen reading, "We are sorry, this service is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later." There is a button marked "Back." She clicks it. A new page appears. It reads, "Welcome to www.Purgatory.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue..." |
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