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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing
God she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair
color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
43 years?! Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that car?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

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