The Joke Naming Jesus
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Naming Jesus
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What's The Joke Naming Jesus?
The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. One extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and exclaims, "Jesus Christ!"
Joseph looks at Mary and says, "Write that down -- that's better than Clyde." |
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