The Joke Pearly Gate Quiz
Read the funny Pearly Gate Quiz joke in God Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Pearly Gate Quiz joke at BasicJokes.com!
Pearly Gate Quiz
| Pearly Gate Quiz Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Pearly Gate Quiz?
A stupid guy dies and goes to Heaven.
The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in. First question: which two days of the week begin with T?" The guy replies, "That's easy. Today and tomorrow." The gatekeeper says, "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question: how many seconds are in a year?" The stupid guy says, "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd... ." The gatekeeper says, "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?" The stupid guy replies, "Howard." The gatekeeper asks, "How on earth did you get Howard?" The guy says, "It's right there in the prayer: Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name." |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- National Bird ‐ Q: Did you hear Clinton announced …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Lawnmower ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she shaves …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sits Around ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, that when she …
- Classic Booty Call... Drunk ‐ I'm not drunk... you intoxicate …
- Constipation ‐ Why are contipated folks unkind …
- Yo' Mama's Teeth... Signs ‐ Yo' Mama's teeth are so busted, …
- He Can Fly, If He Just Believes... ‐ A man was in the waiting room at …
- Traveling Salesman in West Virginia ‐ A traveling salesman is in West …
- Turbo-Charged Fashion ‐ Did you hear about the lady at …
- Weiner Eater ‐ What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? …
- Confucious Say...Runs Behind Bus ‐ Confucious say: ''Man who runs …
- Charging Elephant ‐ How do you stop an elephant from …
- Female Sex Change ‐ Q: What do you call a female sex …
- Dogs and Cats ‐ A boy comes home one day and runs …
- Martooni ‐ A lady walks into a bar and says,'' …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Heavyweight Boxer ‐ Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight …
- Yo' Mama's Breath... Chat Room ‐ Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, …
- Jock Booty Call... Zone ‐ How about we march into your red …
- Gross, Grosser, Grossest ‐ What's grosser …
- Yo' Mama Is So Hairy... Barber ‐ Yo' Mama is so hairy, she goes …