The Joke Praying for the Lottery
Read the funny Praying for the Lottery joke in God Jokes to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the Praying for the Lottery joke at BasicJokes.com!
Praying for the Lottery
| Praying for the Lottery Joke |
|---|
What's The Joke Praying for the Lottery?
One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels down at the altar and begins to pray to God, stating that he owes many people money and asks to win the lottery. After he is done praying, he gets up and walks out.
The next Sunday he goes to the same church and pleads with God through his prayers to let him win the lottery so that he can pay these people back. The next Sunday comes around and Shane enters the church very upset and close to tears, he kneels at the alter and asks why God is doing this to him and say's that he has asked to win the lottery for three weeks now and nothing. Suddenly there came a loud bang of thunder and God spoke, "Shane, meet me halfway: Buy a damn ticket!" |
More Jokes
Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Toothpaste Inventor ‐ Q: How do you know that someone …
- Signs You've Been Partying Too Much ‐ 1. With a little effort, you could …
- The Army Hospital ‐ An army major visits the sick soldiers, …
- First Cut is the Deepest ‐ Once upon a time, two little boys, …
- Shih tzu + Bulldog ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- The Golden Fiddle ‐ A pilot was forced to make a crash …
- What do you get when you cross a Scottish... ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Geek Booty Call... Shirt ‐ That Babylon 5 t-shirt looks great …
- Lightbulb... Arkansas ‐ How many Arkansas policemen does …
- Jeffrey Dahmer Ends the Relationship ‐ Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after …
- Born Blonde ‐ Brunette: I was born by …
- Banister ‐ A man comes home from work to find …
- Blonde PVC ‐ A blonde decides to join the military …
- Yo' Mama Is So Short... Dime ‐ Yo' Mama is so short, she could …
- You-Wanna-Do-What-To-Me-Elmo? ‐ What does Michael Jackson call …
- Admiring Midget at a Urinal ‐ A man standing at a urinal notices …
- Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle ‐ What do you call a blonde who has …
- Blondes in a Frying Pan ‐ Q.What do you call 3 blondes in …
- Signs of the 21st Century ‐ -- You haven't played solitaire …
- The First Lady's patriotic duties ‐ What do George Bush's wife and …